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From Bill Ryan, from unknown:

    1. It works on my machine

    2. It doesn't matter because no one will ever do that

    3. Users like it the way it is

    4. I don't write any bugs

    5. It'll be fixed in the next release

    6. It'll be ready on Monday, we just need to build the setup package

    7. The spam filter ate it

    8. A little more RAM will fix your performance problem

    9. You can't do that because it's a security risk

    10. The database is slow because it's too normalized

I've heard a few of these before.  Also there's:

- It'll be ready on Monday, we just need to test it first.
- It works in Internet Explorer.

Posted on Thursday, August 9, 2007 4:55 PM General | Back to top


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# re: Worst IT Excuses
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WE DID apply the patch!

I checked the database.
Left by Bouncer on Aug 10, 2007 8:26 AM

# re: Worst IT Excuses
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task scheduler is ok


might be the firewall..
Left by kare on Oct 03, 2007 5:37 AM

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